http://stdmerchandise.com/Products/Audio/ The newest CDs and MP3s about sexually transmitted diseases (STDs). 'Everyone Has AIDS, from the Team America World Police soundtrack as performed by Gary Johnson (Trey Parker) a top notch American actor and star of the hit Broadway show "Lease the Musical" in front of a packed house of adoring fans. Little does he know that among his main audience of sophisticated society types lurks Agent Spotswoode (Darran Norris) looking over his file before enlisting him in Team America. A counter-terrorist organization where his acting skills are needed to blend in and infiltrate a group of Terrorists from Derkaderkastan to stop them from bringing weapons of mass destruction (WMDs) to the United States as part of their Derka Derka Muhammad Jihad Holy War. Memorable lyrics from the song include: - "Well I'm going to march on Washington. Lead the fight and charge the brigades, there is a hero inside of all of us, and I'll make them see that everyone has AIDS." - "AIDS, AIDS, AIDS... The Pope has got it and so do you... AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS... Come on everybody we've got quilting to do."' Thu, 25 Mar 2010 05:32:02 GMT http://stdmerchandise.com/Products/Audio/Details/everyone-has-aids-from-team-america-world-police-73.aspx http://stdmerchandise.com/Products/Audio/Details/everyone-has-aids-from-team-america-world-police-73.aspx STDMerchandise.com 'The "Herpes Two" MP3 from the "You Axed For It" album by The Mentors, a Seattle based heavy metal band best known for degrading women with their music and wearing black Ku Klux Klan (KKK) style hoods while performing. The group has been around since the late 70's, but did not get any real attention until lead singer Eldon "El Duce" Hoke in 1997. Hoke was best known for claiming to have been offered $50,000 by Courtney Love to kill her then husband Kurt Cobain of Nirvana before his 1994 death from a drug overdose.' Tue, 23 Mar 2010 05:56:21 GMT http://stdmerchandise.com/Products/Audio/Details/herpes-two-by-the-mentors-59.aspx http://stdmerchandise.com/Products/Audio/Details/herpes-two-by-the-mentors-59.aspx STDMerchandise.com 'The Love Machine, an album by a California based punk rock group called A Human with His STDs released in 2008. Song titles include By the Way, The Brother, Live Fast Die Drunk, Punker Stacy, Rainy City, T.O.U.Ch, Stay, The Love Machine, Till’ Death Do Us Part, Lady in the Water, Mermaids Don’t Cry, Home Sweet Home, Drink and Forget (About Her), Azelia’s Kiss, 20 Years Till’ Midnight, At The End of a Rope (Facing the Gallows).' Mon, 22 Feb 2010 18:00:00 GMT http://stdmerchandise.com/Products/Audio/Details/the-love-machine-by-a-human-and-his-stds-49.aspx http://stdmerchandise.com/Products/Audio/Details/the-love-machine-by-a-human-and-his-stds-49.aspx STDMerchandise.com